For my male readers out there (Phil Deckman and others I might not know about) you might want to skip this one because I am discussing a totally female subject and you might be a little embarrased to read about it.
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I heard it would happen. I even expected it. I just didn't know it would bother me so much. What am I talking about you say?
The disappearance of my boobs.
Now, I was never well endowed in the chest area, but I had a nice solid B cup and they were perky. I liked 'em.
Now, not so much. They grew tremendously during my pregnancy and then I nursed for a year (and would have nursed as long as E wanted to, she just woke up one day done). They were nice all during that time.
Then I was a little heavier than I should have been and they were still ok.
Then I lost weight and they disappeared. And are saggy! Eww! I went and bought new bras last weekend and had to get a smaller size. Damn.
Apparently Chris still thinks they are beautiful (or is a good fibber.) I know they served their purpose. They nourised my child, blah, blah, blah. They shouldn't have to make the ultimate sacrifice though! They should be rewarded!
If I ruled the world, the more children you have and the longer you nurse, the better your boobs get. (sigh)
2 comments:
boobs, stretch marks, laugh lines...call them badges of honor....maybe makes it easier to take?!? I know that I would gladly give up perky boobs to have those sweet faces look up at me as they nursed...but I love your idea!
Oh, man, I wish you were ruler of the world! :-)
I've been nursing for nearly 3 years straight now, including through a pregnancy, and including nursing 2 at once for about 3 months.... I have to admit I'm nervous about how they'll look when Zoodle weans. Considering I started as a 32AA, if they end up smaller, I'll be concave. ;)
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