The pic has no significance. Just a little piccy that makes me happy.
A lot of funny little stories have been happening around here lately that I thought I would share.
I was at the grocery yesterday, in a huge hurry, and this little old lady comes up to me in her little motorized cart and this was our conversation:
Lady - "Have you seen the damn asparagus?"
Me - "I needed it too and couldn't find it."
Lady - "You tellin' me there no damn asparagus?"
Me - "I couldn't find any."
Lady - "You have got to be kidding me. I planned my whole menu around the damn asparagus."
*drives away angrily*
Apparently, she really needed the damn asparagus.
Hope she found some.
I had always planned to get Ellie and American Girl doll. Elizabeth to be exact, cause how cool is that? I had planned to do this in like, 3 years, when she was old enough to really want one.
Well guess who is being retired after this Christmas.
So mama had a decision to make. And I bought her! She will be arriving any day and I somehow have to put her away for 3 years.
This is going to be really hard for me.
And for the record, Chris just doesn't get it at all.
"It is a $100 doll"
"It's dresses cost more than my clothes"
"It is a $100 doll!"
"There's a whole store?"
"You have got to be kidding me"
Suck it up buttercup. Welcome to the AG world!
Ok, this one is really embarrasing. But I love my blog readers, so I trust you to still think I am a functioning human being after you read this...
We have a bathroom that connects to our bedroom and the hallway. The other night, Ellie went into our bedroom, from the bathroom and shut the door. I was still in the bathroom and went to go into the bedroom and the door was locked. Now, I wasn't trapped in, as the other door was open, but as I looked down to unlock the door, there was no unlockie thingie.
I was confused.
Shouldn't the lock be in the bathroom?
So I get tweezers and am trying to unlock the door from the bathroom side.
Muttering under my breath the whole time.
Ellie comes up to me, asks what I am doing and I explain the prediciment.
She leaves the bathroom, walks around to our bedroom and
unlocks it from the other side.
She opens it and goes (and I am not kidding)
OH. MY. GOD. I am losing it.
Total moment of stupidity.
I swear I function normally most of the time.
So there you have it, just some funny things that have been happening around here lately. Happy Tuesday!