a scary revelation

I'm just going to get right to it.

I think I am really an 80 year old woman.

Trapped in a 33 year old body.

Examples:

I have started to wear an apron.

I think most music is way too loud.

I love Christmas sweaters and vests and would totally wear one if I didn't think my friends would talk about me behind my back.

I love Barry Manilow and Barbara Striesand.

I am always cold.

I have the biggest crush on Atticus Finch.

I carry hankies.

I totally choose comfortable shoes over high heels.

I love dresses from the 1950's and totally wish we dressed like that today.

(with comfortable shoes of course.)

I feel most at peace at home in my kitchen.

I think little old men are the cutest things ever.

See?

I am at least 80.

I need to learn how to knit.

And play bridge.