Wednesday, December 22, 2010

a scary revelation

I'm just going to get right to it.
I think I am really an 80 year old woman.
Trapped in a 33 year old body.

Examples:

I have started to wear an apron.
I think most music is way too loud.
I love Christmas sweaters and vests and would totally wear one if I didn't think my friends would talk about me behind my back.
I love Barry Manilow and Barbara Striesand.
I am always cold.
I have the biggest crush on Atticus Finch.
I carry hankies.
I totally choose comfortable shoes over high heels.
I love dresses from the 1950's and totally wish we dressed like that today.
(with comfortable shoes of course.)
I feel most at peace at home in my kitchen.
I think little old men are the cutest things ever.

See?
I am at least 80.
I need to learn how to knit.
And play bridge.



2 comments:

shelley c. said...

Umm... I could have written more than half of that list. And I can teach you to knit :)

Lisa said...

I was just talking about Barbra Streisand in my blog today...one of her songs is my Christmas Song for the day! I am with you on a lot of that stuff too!